Girls, please help Michelle Bachmann!

She's running for President but she could use some pointers on more down-to-earth issues:

Ladies, your country needs you!

Just trying to straighten out a gay guy! Let us pray.

As a side note, her husband already has his getup picked out for the Inauguration Parade....

If Hillary had done her job, maybe Bill would have kept it in his pants.

Simple question.

politics aside, who would YOU rather fuck, Michele bachman or Hillary Clinton?

Miche!!e, but she's gotta do something about the lazy eye.

Hillary,well we all know she does not give good bj's

Oh man. That's funny

...she's gotta do something about the lazy eye. Originally Posted by seventonine

I don't think its "lazy."

Sharks' eyes do that when they attack meat. A membrane rolls up to protect the eyes. Those things squirt, you know.

And getting squirted in your eye is NOT fun..... *glare*

really funny