If you are a provider dedicated ECCY board White Knight please sign and publicly proclaim your affiliation, adoration, and unwavering devotion to your fair maiden(s) of choice here:
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(as if it's not known already).
By registering, you will be issued a ECCY WK ID card and T-shirt each emblazoned with the image of your proclaimed maiden. To enhance your display of WK loyalty, you will be provided with three wilted plastic flowers to toss to your fair maiden as you partake and joust in ECCY board games to gain her favor.
As a benefit of registering now, WK's will also receive a 25% *discount admission rate when they show their ECCY WK ID card at Medieval Times (*discount offer only good on Mondays during a full solar eclipse).
Please note: There is no 501c3 exemption for WhiteKnightery.
Just kidding folks! If upset by this post, please un-wad your panties