This is why you can't send a woman

Charlie was installing a new door and
found that one of the hinges was missing

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

... Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him,
"How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that’s an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled.

"Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back,

"No, but I will for the faucet."



This is why you can't
send a woman to Home Depot.

I'll see that and raise you this:

A man from Texas moved to California. He picked up a job as a sales man in a variety store. He was doing well, then about a week later he made a 25k sale.

The Manager came to him and asked what in the world did he sell.

He replied. "I sold a guy a boat."
Manager: "Why was he looking to buy a boat?"
Salesman: "Well, he needed a boat to use the deep see fishing poles. I sold him."
Manager: "Why did he buy the fishing poles without a having a boat?"
Salesman: "Oh, I sold him the fishing poles after I sold him the vest and hat."
Manager: "Why did he need those?"
Salesman:"They came with a special that included the bait and tackle set he liked."
Manager: "Why was he interested in the bait and tackle set?"
Salesman: "Well, he needed something to put the fishing hook in."
Manager: "Let me get this straight, the man came in for a fishing hook, and you sold him a boat?"
Salesman: "What? No. He came in looking for tampons for his wife. I told him his weekend was shot, he might as well go fishing."