You might NOT be her ATF if....

-she answers the door & informs you that she needs a drink.
-if she says she's sensitive down there two minutes into DATY.
-says her favorite position is K9.
-she offers you a cock ring.
-shows up in a tank top & yoga pants.
-all her reviews state "Went over time." Shorts you 15mins.
-offers you a tic tac.
-you pull out a magnum. She smirks & says, "How cute."
-seen her multiple times. Still not grandfathered.
-she ask for references.... on your third date.
-she offers you a shower more than once in the 1st 20mins.
-you ask about fetishes & she gets overly enthusiastic about wearing a blindfold.

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That list about covers it. Was it hard going through all this.

- she texts during daty
- everyone else's YMMV for you is not on the menu
- counts the donation on 2nd visit

Is asleep every time you call....

Is asleep every time you cum

Fixed that for ya...

Says " Are you almost done hunny " ?

She texts you in the morning to confirm your disAPPOINTMENT in the afternoon...

Half way through she reminds you she has to take her kid to the doctor on an hour and its sunday afternoon...

LMAO Thanks all

-you invite her out to just dinner, & she quotes you a rate for that.
-you have her as your avatar, but never win "free pussy Friday."

Lmao great list Dorian

...she makes you pay...

She disputes your "yes" review in co-ed.

- 10 min into the session she'll tell you "it's ok everyone can have a bad day" and offers to finish with a "CHJ"...stating: "just because you're special and I appreciate you".

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She farts during DATY.