whos the dad???

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. “Yes, yes he did.”

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”

.... that is too funny

It would be something I would say !

An elderly couple has just returned from having a nice dinner to celebrate their 55th anniversary.As they are sitting on the sofa,the old lady says,"I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you got." The old man,feeling co-erced,leans over and give her a peck on the cheek.The old lady says,"I remember when you used to hold my hand every chance you got." So,the old man reaches over and takes her hand.The old lady just won't quit and says,"I remember when you used to nibble on my neck every chance you got." The old man sighs loudly and gets up from the sofa."Where are you going?asked the old lady,Was it something I said?" The old man looked at her lovingly and said,"I have to go get my teeth!!"

an old man and old woman are in a retirement home talking about their youth when the conversation turns to sex the old woman says she does not miss it and the old mans says he just wishes someone would hold his penis so the old woman says ok ill do it so this goes on for a few days and then suddenly the old man disappears so the old woman goes looking for him and finally finds him out by the pool with another old woman holding his penis so the 1st old woman says i can't believe you what does she have that i don't and the old man says ......parkinsons

Good one kywelg6869

lol--cool!!!