Morning horror O_o Privacy please.

I am not even human until I have showered, consumed a 20 oz redbull or 6 shots of espresso, and listened to music. I can't eat solid food before like 10 or I am sluggish and ready to go back to sleep.
I showered, did my eye makeup, started coffee, and went down to get apple juice and yogurt at my hotel breakfast. I don't pay any attention to anyone in places like that I just mind my phone and try to avoid conversation as much as possible before caffeine. My spoon had fuzzies on it so I was all grrrr and got up to get a new one. While I was standing in line paying full attention to my cell to get a spoon I hear a girl talking about makeup and hear "Wow, they are real yada yada yada". Then I hear "Hey, Miss?" and I see slippers standing next to me so I look up next to me. This pretty young girl goes "Wow, I thought your eyes were just photo shopped in your pics, how do you do your makeup like that, that is so pretty! What room are you in? Will you show me? You may not remember me but I gave you a reference before. When do you have a guy coming over, I can come before or after him." I was like OMFG!!!!!!! Then she flat out says "Do you find "icky"(aka eccie) resourceful? I'm thinking about joining, does it help you see guys in this area?" I was beside myself at a loss for words in shock and horror. I was said "Thanks, sorry I don't have time to show you I'm in a rush and leave right after breakfast. How about you walk down the hall with me and talk? I'm taking this to my room" Then when she did I said "Honey, you need to be careful about what you talk about and and with whom. This stuff is really private." Her reply was "Oh, no one knows what I'm talking about here except for maybe one. I saw a guy last night that was staying in our hotel too in room***, easiest outcall of my life" and I was like "In the hobby you can never be too careful and privacy as well as discretion is important."
I am all for helping new Ladies and what not but dear god not in a crowded breakfast place. I got her email addy and wrote her from my cell saying I'm sorry that I'm not talkative in the morning and that I am discrete. I sent her links to sephora where I buy my makeup and told her I use Eccie because it is a great tool in the hobby and a source of entertainment. She said she doesn't think she wants to be on any boards because she wants to be more UTR. That shocked me because she didn't care about people at breakfast knowing.

Wow, she must be NEW! BD

BD your avatar says it all!!! Lexxy some people just dont get it i guess. BTW don't forget you gotta do some head bangin while listening to your music!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqeo0Jharm8

BTW when i stay at hotels and you go out or are eating breakfast I do find myself looking around trying to figure out who is a provider and who is not!! Last one i stayed at in Boston i know there was at least three of them stating in my hotel too bad wife was with me!!

BTW when i stay at hotels and you go out or are eating breakfast I do find myself looking around trying to figure out who is a provider and who is not!! Last one i stayed at in Boston i know there was at least three of them stating in my hotel too bad wife was with me!! Originally Posted by vern0064

One time in Pittsburgh at the Embassy suites for my Bday I was snowed in, they closed 79, and power went out. I was in the out door hot tub in the blizzard before the power out happened. Two girls came in swam and saw me through the window turning the hot tub jets back on, they came out and were amazed there was an outdoor hot tub because they don't have signs for it or anything. They got in and I recognized them, there were a traveling duo so we were all alone outside talking while the snow came down in sheets. This guy came out and was like Oh is there any room? Mind if I come in?" So we all shut up about the site we were gibber jabbering about and invited him in. Turns out he was the business traveler guy I had a date scheduled with in the morning because he said "Hold on!!! Aren't you *&))&^%^, *&%*&^(&, and Lexxxy? I'm (*^(*&(*&*! Are you all traveling together blah blah blah blah" SO it was all 4 of us out there talking about a board we are all on and all the sudden the electric went out and the door back into the hotel locked. There was an emergency phone on the wall and we used it because the hot tub started getting cold and the snow was falling so hard and fast. They had to send maintenance down with this thing to take the electric lock off so we could all get in. The only part of the hotel on a generator was the lobby so they had a power strip plugged in and they were having people sign on a waiting list to charge one belonging at a time. We were all stuck there for that night, the next day and night, and the morning with no electric or hot water and those asses raised the rates on everyone! This one guy that owned a grocery store that lived in the area had an SUV and a gas oven. He was cooking pizzas and tater tots then trading a 2 liter of soda, snacks, hot pizza, and tater tots with providers for dates because no restaurants or anything was open. Smart guy! I saw him for a pizza, 2 2 liters of mt dew, a pound of almonds, tater tots, and chapstick on the 2nd night with no power or food.

I probally woulld have gone broke if i was in that situation nothing to do but have sex!!!
I love Pittsburgh great city BTW!! I have been there a few times great place to eat on Mount Washington called Le' Mont Restaurant also have stayed at the Omni William Penn hotel ouch very nice place. Downtown has so much to do all of the time and strip joints are open till 4am man next day i'm usually a tired puppy!!!

Great reads Lexxxy, I can't wait for the book!! Names changed to protect the not-so-innocent of course.


I concur Vern, Pittsburgh's a great town.

Great reads Lexxxy, I can't wait for the book!! Names changed to protect the not-so-innocent of course.


I concur Vern, Pittsburgh's a great town. Originally Posted by bigkid69

Have a buddy there that thorws private parties for 30 guys with dancers in front and girls taking care of buisness in the back!! Boy its a great time. His golf outings are even better!!!

Boy i do beleive a tip to PA may be coming up!!!

Have a buddy there that thorws private parties for 30 guys with dancers in front and girls taking care of buisness in the back!! Boy its a great time. His golf outings are even better!!!

Boy i do beleive a tip to PA may be coming up!!! Originally Posted by vern0064

I think I would call him a great buddy, holy crap!

I once ran into a provider while at a small local farm market. She was with her kids and me my SO, and we just played it cool. At the appropriate moment (when no one was looking) we exchanged the slightest of nods. Not a chance on earth I would've spoken to her, even if my SO wasn't there. Everyone deserves their privacy!