This time is for real!!

OK this is for reals now...I'm taking a nice long vacation from Eccie to work on some shit...Attachment 577043

Ya see I have conquered so many battles this being one of them
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And this time I have to get off this train wreck to concentrate on some personal things:Attachment 577045

Ya see my penis is starting to disappear like a frightened Turtle...ladies do you concur?
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And its time to work on this...so I know I know I retired once but this time is for real yall. Some of you are clapping...and some of you have the clap, But I will be back someday 50 lbs lighter, tanned and still as good looking as always...


This account will self destruct in count em 3, 2....see ya bitches...and ladies

Damn I haven't gotten to move your TITTY CLAMPS lately..
Sooo...
You'll be back
I will be WAITING

Sorry to see ya go BD, best of luck to you!!

enjoy your journey babe!!!!!!!

Yay for healthy choices. You will be missed.

Who's going to start the betting pool on when BD will be back?

Who will entertain us?

Well he didn't say "I hate this board and will never be back." I got the impression that he's taking a sabbatical to exercise and vacation more. The funny thing is...you can go away from the hobby and when you come back it will always be here...maybe not ASPD or ECCIE but the hobby will be here.

Who will entertain us? Originally Posted by SweetSuzanna

The almighty Malwoody will carry the torch for humor, and hobby righteousness for all.
He has been a great mentor to me in this hobby

Ok BD,
You need to take Savannah's clamps off cause it's been just under 5 hrs. Not even enough time to get a betting pool started.

Those damn clamps...have caused me great pain and chaffing.
Ya see I need to get off all the social media, hooker boards...etc etc
Im tired of seeing the providers laugh when I drop my drawers...or when she is crying from laughing so hard looking up at the mirror above my bed.

Those damn clamps...have caused me great pain and chaffing.
Ya see I need to get off all the social media, hooker boards...etc etc
Im tired of seeing the providers laugh when I drop my drawers...or when she is crying from laughing so hard looking up at the mirror above my bed. Originally Posted by BigDeal

Now I know you are lying! You have far too good of taste to see anyone who would do that.

Best of luck BigDeal! Lose 50 for me too if you can lord knows I have it to spare! Our health is something you should never take for granted trust me! 33 and I have kicked cancers ass twice but I had to lose part of a lung this last time! Hope to see you back again soon!

Ari when I come back you and I are gonna get it on girl...been way too long sweetie

travel safe BD - do what needs to be done to get you right with you - then get your ass back here and start carrying on again...

I'm sure savannah will have the clamps waiting...