The fuckin hobby

I've been Dickin around in the hobby for more years than I'd like to admit. I think I've seen and heard it all. Until today. Here goes. I PM Paula Allen pretty early today, thinking Ill be the early bird. Anyways, it's a lil after noon and I haven't heard from her. I'm thinking it's time to move on. So I decide to go in a different direction. I contact a traveling provider who advertised here. Bingo! Set up the session lickiddy split. On my way to her incall which is a recently renovated hotel. I pm her when I arrive. She gives me the room# and tells me the maid staff is on her floor so be discrete. Yeah, Yeah, I know the drill. I get to her room and sure enough, the maids were in the room next door. I give a light knock on her door and stand there trying to look innocent. I hear her unlocking the door, deadbolt, chain etc. nothing. I try another light knock. Same deal only louder. The maids must have heard the commotion and came out and asked me if there was a problem. I shrugged my shoulders and raised my eyebrows and said no. At that time, the noise starts again, obviously, she was trying to open the door but couldn't. Now, a service guy shows up. He asks if I need a new key. I said no and headed for the elevator. He followed and got in the elevator with me. Then my phone starts ringing, it's her! He's looking at me, I'm looking at him. I declined the call. I get to the lobby and sit in a nice chair. The service guy gets the manager and gets back in the elevator. She texts me and says we should reschedule. What a cluster fuck. Poor girl can't open her door. I said no problem sweety, I'll see you next time through. I get in my car and check Eccie. Wala, a pm from Paula! I was at her incall in 30 minutes. Alls well that ends well. I got a PM from the poor girl stuck in her room. They finally got her out but the rooms were sold out. She had to stay in that room.

What's your whacky stories?

Fuckin hobby

She locked herself in the room. Must of seen your face pic. Next time give her your landline to verify you.

She locked herself in the room. Must of seen your face pic. Next time give her your landline to verify you. Originally Posted by BSer

She prolly double booked with you and got cold feet.

Fuckin Grunt

Can't opened the door? WOW...........no stories, just one adventure, Jessie, yes she was an adventure..........

Who was this Einstein who locked herself in???

Sounds like it's time for blondestar
"I've locked my keys in my car and I can't get out..."

I wanna hear some of the legandary BSer tales he has yet to spin for the group

I wanna hear some of the legandary BSer tales he has yet to spin for the group Originally Posted by amishgangster

It goes down hill after he cleaned the shit off the front seat.

I got "locked in" a hotel room in Indiana a couple years ago. Went to leave in the morning, turned the door handle, heard a weird noise and the handle just spun freely. It took them an hour and a half to set me free.

Goofiest hobby experience, knocked a candle off the night stand and caught the bed sheet on fire. Fire alarm went off, hotel evacuated, fire department showed up. Fucking ridiculous. I got dressed quickly, evacuated with all the rest of the pissed off people and discreetly slipped in my car and drove away in all the chaos.

Stig, was that hotel fire in the North Hills? I was at the Four Points, fire alarm went off, people yelling, screaming, and wildly running about. Wasn't leaving this babe alone, import from Fla. went back and finished........
Need too hear more adventures......

No eagle, it was in Greensboro NC. Fucking ridiculous.