holiday bullshit

I was jus wonderin if yall get as sick of tha holiday crap as me. before they drilled them wells on my ranch nobody cum ta visit at Thanksgiving or Christmas. now that I got me a few bucks comin in the hole family loves me. my dead wifes family, god dam idiots, and my family, mostly idiots. them sumbiches start callin and askin what gifts and offerin to bring food. hell I don't see em all year long in all of a sudden they love ole roy. all of em tellin me ta git a bigger house in a new truck in sum new clothes. I like my ole cover alls, my old hat, my old truck in my ole house. hell, my 78 ford purrs like a kitten if old Jaun remembers ta add some oil now and agin.
speakin a ole jaun, I got ta git him an his wife letty a gift. I never no what tha hell ta get em. mite jus give em money. letty makes some mean tamales this time a year


any a yall got fucked up family ya havta see at holiday time?

i'm curius to if the whore bisness is good this time a year, ladies, hows it go durin tha holidays?

I agree Roy, fuckin hate this time of the year. Starting with this Black Friday bullshit.

I agree Roy, fuckin hate this time of the year. Starting with this Black Friday bullshit.
Originally Posted by capitan1962

Black Friday and then Cyber Monday.......AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

Cranking up the Christmas stuff before December is annoying.

Cranking up the Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving is really annoying.

Cranking up the Christmas stuff before Halloween is fucking insane!

OMG - Roy you're hitting the nail on the head!

Well you guys are more fun than a barrell of monkeys..lol.
I personally like Xmas. Not the commercial part, but the party part where you get together with friends and family (I happen to like my family) and have great food and drinks.
The religious part is also a farce. Anybody who buys into that crap can have my mountainview resort property in Robstown at a very reasonable price. LMAO

so you like Christmas but don't believe in Jesus? I gess I want ta buy that mountain property you got in robstown feller.
that sounds like sum left wing commy attitude.

so you like Christmas but don't believe in Jesus? I gess I want ta buy that mountain property you got in robstown feller.
that sounds like sum left wing commy attitude. Originally Posted by Roy D Mercer

I like the holidays. I don't need some fictional character to rally around to enjoy it.
As an obvious product of the Texas public education I can see how you confuse religious philosophy from economic philosophy but take it on faith, they are different.
As for the Robstown resort, I will let you know the closing date at the title company. It would be perfect for you. LMFAO

I did go ta school in Texas mr. Where is your diner? is it really called rj's? hell i'll drop in and and by a plate of your food. i'm sure the holidays are a hard time fer a diner to make it, so im gonna cut you sum slack on your attitude feller, cuz I no your under lots a stress.
talk to the man upstairs and it will make ya feel better.
i'll be prayin that ya get right with Jesus so you don't wind up burnin in hell, and that your diner makes it.
Now, lets get back to talkin about poon. I never shooda brot this whole thing up, but I gess if it saves rj's soul its worth it.

I'm a fan of the holidays too RJ, though I still thank lil baby Jesus. Family, friends, food and time off work what more could you ask for? All you grumpy old farts need to hug your local stripper and cheer up.

I'm a fan of the holidays too RJ, though I still thank lil baby Jesus. Family, friends, food and time off work what more could you ask for? All you grumpy old farts need to hug your local stripper and cheer up. Originally Posted by PhillipMcCondom

I actually had taken your advice before you even gave it. I decided that instead of hate the holidays I would enjoy them like everyone else. I put up some Christmas decorations and a Christmas tree. So thanks for the guidance, I am now in the Christmas spirit.

Now that's the spirit!!