Romance is not Dead

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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart,
decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bit
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:


I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)