Review: Hostess Ho Ho's

Bairstan's Avatar
I was walking down the g00dy aisle at the store when I came across a lovely entity that I had thought retired from the biz. I stopped and chatted them up a little bit and I said 'I want to eat you', I didnt wait for an answer. I grabbed a handful of the wonderfulness and dashed to the check out lane. thru some money down and ruched out to my truck to partake of the goodness.

AWWW -- Heaven, yummy and attractive on the outside and creamy and delectable in the middle

Recommendation: OH HELL YES
You Freakin crack me up!!! I can soooo relate to that!

How ever... you do not get premium access because:

you did not leave Ho Ho's contact info,
you left out the physical description,
you did not submit the rate, AND
You did not reveal the activitys

It was obviously an "out call" (car date)!!
mbinlincoln's Avatar
Was the creme filling BBFS?
I recently picked up a couple of Sugar Babies at the Clark bar, Ding Dong and Snoball. We got a room and they went to work on my Twin Bing. Before long there was MilkyWay all over the room. Zagnut! What a great time. They're bringing friends next time, Mike and Ike, for a trick or treat session.
  • CS123
  • 09-03-2013, 11:45 PM
It doesn't get any better than the Twinkie twins. They just came out of retirement and have lost a little weight too. They taste as good as ever though.
Ms.Lady Y's Avatar
Twinkies are my favorite, can't get enough of that yummy cream filling!
I don't believe I have ever had a Twinkie. But it Y has it stuck in my mind! If Hostess could use that in their adds sales would double. I should buy some just to watch Y enjoy them. lol dom
burkalini's Avatar
If your going to get a HO it might as well be a HO HO. They deliver every time.
Bairstan's Avatar
HAhaHa

I just noticed that this post shows as Review in my profile.
HAhaHa

I just noticed that this post shows as Review in my profile. Originally Posted by Bairstan
LMFAO!!!
That is Freakin awesome!, I love it!
It shows that there's a mod who is as demented and/or twisted as you are Bairstan!! LOL!
DallasRain's Avatar
lol I am eating Hostess cupcakes right now! so yummmmy & sinfully good!



Because I'm a sick bastard, I'd be inclined to review Little Debbie honey buns!
Bairstan's Avatar
Little Debbie Does Dallas is my favorite porn.

I love midget porn.

I still have a dream of doing a midget someday. My little guy would look WAAAAAY bigger.
LNK's Avatar
  • LNK
  • 09-05-2013, 09:23 PM
HAhaHa

I just noticed that this post shows as Review in my profile. Originally Posted by Bairstan
The question is, did you get PA for it?
Perhaps PA should be awarded for creativity!!