Why bother assessing taxes?
Why shouldn't the government just ROB THE BANKS?
Cyprus is a Eurozone country. Like several others, they're in deep trouble. The European Union is giving them a rescue package. The catch is that the rescue must be partially paid for by a "special levy" on deposits at all Cyprus banks. Deposits over 100,000 euros will be clipped by 9.9%. Accounts containing less than that will only be trimmed 6.75%.
That would be so easy to implement here. No need to bother with Form 1040, and sales tax, and property tax, and all that paperwork. Just rob the banks.