The pilot announced after taking off "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like tp welcome you aboard Bis Airlines, we will be flying at 35.000 feet , should be a smooth flight" but he forgets to turn off mike. ''Well I think I going to
take a shit and f*ck the stewardess" The stewardess ran up the aisle to turn off the mike trips and falls, And old lady passenger says " No need to rush Honey, you heard him say he's going to take a shit first"