Weird Science - Create the Perfect Provider

Ok in this discussion we will build the perfect provider kind of like what they did in the movie Weird Science with Anthony Michael Hall.

Rules: You can only use the providers you have personally been with….although I am guilty of not have written reviews on some only because I got lazy. Ladies you are more than welcome to partake using any provider out there. I’ll start off and you don’t have to follow my format….you can be as general or as detail oriented as you wish.

Height: Irish at 6’
Ass: Zoiey, baby’s got back for a white chick http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=14309
Labia: Zoiey, very meaty
Silky soft skin and tone: CaitlinRae/ Jemma Martin http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=93779
Multiple orgasm: FoxxxyRoxxxy, easy to get off multiple times http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=392348&highli ght=foxxxyroxxxy
Tightness: ashleysmiles4u/jemma martin
Legs: Madison May http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=1549
Breast: SeductiveSammi, natural and huge http://eccie.net/member.php?u=110892
Nipples: AngelBaby http://www.eccie.net/member.php?u=57682 eraser tip like nipples
DFK ability: FoxxxyRoxxy and Madison May. Enjoy Roxxxy’s tongue piercing
BBBJ ability: Morgan Renee, very wet and sloppy http://houston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8172547&image =8172543
Smile: ashleysmiles4u http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=391464
Face: Roxxxy
Eyes: Madison May and or SeductiveSammi, very seductive eyes
Personality and enjoyment: a fine mixture of MadisonMay, Roxxxy, ashleysmiles, and SeductiveSammi

She has to take it in the anus and swallow.

End of interview.

Four foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head you can put a beer on..l

Let me add to that.

Three feet tall, no teeth, big ears you can grab, flat head you can set your beer on, deaf and dumb, daddy owns a liquor store and, at midnight, she turns into a pizza!

I see this didnt go as planned.

That's because it's not fun creating something that doesn't exist and then comparing everything to it and feeling disappointed. Only person on the planet who has found a perfect woman he can spend all his money on is Jackie...oh wait...

Just bring me back Italia, and I'm good.

Just bring me back Italia, and I'm good. Originally Posted by blowpop

That line starts behind me.

Well how about I steal from your list, if you consider Morgan Renee is to give the perfect bbbj then I will just say that she is my perfect provider... except I would also have to add greek, sometimes I get the urge.

I agree, bring back "Italia"!

Hey Wakeup, while not perfect, worth every penny.

Just my opinion, though.

*Best boardman impersonation* This thread lost all possibility of credibility when you used Jemma as a base model.

Who's Italia???? Come on, dorian....jemma is good for something....lol