Ok, so I'm on Craigslist looking under the activities section and I see this:
http://www.meetup.com/nude-yoga/calendar/
Co-Ed Clothing optional yoga. Normally I'd never do yoga but with a cute naked female teacher standing in the front of the room holding odd positions it starts to sound like a more appealing idea... then I get to thinking.
1. The room will probably fill up with naked hairy fat old guys. Sure, they have a right to be themselves but getting "Fruit Bowled" by one of them might scar me for life.
2. Despite approaching 30 I'm still the same walking erection that I was as a teenager. I can't keep this damn thing down... I have a feeling I wouldn't be able to hide that 95% of the reason I am there is because I'm a pervert.