you know you're in trouble when your provider

opens the envelope and says, " I'm not running a special".
runs to the bathroom to wash her mouth after you kissed her on the lips.
shuts the blinds and lights so she doesn't have to look at your flabby ass.
starts humming the national anthem during your bj.
asks if you to donate to her favorite charity to feed the starving children in east Africa.
hangs up when you call.

Ahhhh, its cute.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it.
Wow and your feet are so big.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it.
But it still works right.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Does it come with an air pump?
I guess this makes me the early bird.

Is it in?

That's not it....

"AHHHH...Look how cute it is!" (one extreme)

"You want to do what with that?" (other extreme)

Spikebaby

"Oh shit! I think my husband came home early."

Dont touch them ."they are Tender "...I dont like fingers there .......No I dont care to kiss....no tongue there,I just got over my period yesterday and it may not be clean...oops.Times up .......it sure flies when your having fun ......Hope she recognizes this ......LOL .....T

no way you are putting that in my butt

come for me baby

are you done yet?

You knock on the door and hear: " Grandma, your dates here!!

NOW BUBBA ....thats what I usually hear at my age .........
and she is usually the doubles partner ..........

NOW BUBBA ....thats what I usually hear at my age .........
and she is usually the doubles partner .......... Originally Posted by tsrv4me

Dammit T, you better not be talking about me!

Me too T, me too.

Lana, I already told you your still a youngster to me. :-)

does that come in adult size?

when trying to set up a date....."stop sending me random texts"

Dammit T, you better not be talking about me! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

I was thinking the SAME THING!!! LOL! You beat me to the punch, Lana my dear!

when she does this