The Do Not Do List...While Receiving Oral

When you are lucky enough to have someone Down In Your Business......Please don't ruin it by doing any of the following......


1. Take a phone call from your SO and expect them to keep going. Giving you the to make sure you don't make any slurping noises.

2. Texting while moaning (Loudly) like you're actually in to it? What the hell? (A client told me about a provider that did this to him. I couldn't believe it.)
3. Burping or Farting I don't need to really elaborate on this one.

I had a client years ago that used to bring in his 6 pack of beer. He would burp the Whole time....while he was going down on me! E-E-E-U-U-U-W! Come on!! Hahahaaa...that was so fucking awful.
Holy shit balls....it's funny now. No it's not.

I have a lot more I could add here.....but, I'm curious to see what you guys and gals have to say!

~Kelly TNT

kiss - keep it simple, sweetheart!!

focus, pay attention, be here now!!!!

and enjoy Enjoy ENJOY!!!!!

Dont ask her if you can pinch her nose shut.

Kelly

You list some of the don't, but not any of the do's...

Kelly

You list some of the don't, but not any of the do's... Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

That's why she has titled this thread "The Do Not Do List..."

She has saved "The Do Do List" for another thread next week.

Stay tuned.

Don't blather on incessantly about such relevant issues as your mother's cute little yorkie or your your car's air conditioner problems.

Please don't tell me how good some other guy is at it.

Don't turn on the TV.

Don't say, "OMG that's good. I hope I can cum in 5 min cuz that's all we have left."

Don't count the donation.

and...

Don't... unwrap a Snickers (Gonna be here awhile???)



Thank you. This has been a pubic service announcement.


Oh... and LOL @ Kelly's "Do Do List". I think I'm already on that.

but as i only hobby 6-10 times a year for the few moments a have a beautiful woman giving me a bj the last thing on my mind is anything but her. i have never really understood the porn thing during an appointment if your excited about the looks of the woman your with. why watch some other dude get it on when you have a real star with you. oh well

Please warn me prior to performing FUMA! I'm not saying I don't enjoy a nice prostate massage during a quality BBBJ, but give a brotha some warning...

Please warn me prior to performing FUMA! I'm not saying I don't enjoy a nice prostate massage during a quality BBBJ, but give a brotha some warning... Originally Posted by KohanaKoa

Where's the fun in that?

I guess eating a sammich and watching the game while getting blown is a bad idea?

Alright Max !

Suprise me ! Make sure to be watching my face when you slip it in !

I had this guy that loved for me to talk dirty while giving a really good bj.....are you serious....my mouth is full ya know!!!

I guess eating a sammich and watching the game while getting blown is a bad idea? Originally Posted by cpi3000

I used to have a girlfriend who would go down on me and then climb on for a ride as I sat on the couch and watched football. I'd pretend to be totally uninterested in anything but the game, and she loved the challenge of finally getting my full undivided attention, which she always managed to do. It was a fun little game.

When I was younger and amazed when anything was near my penis, I had a girlfriend who hated hot cum, so she tried putting a ziplock bag of ice under my balls.

That... um... did not work for me so well.

When I was younger and amazed when anything was near my penis, I had a girlfriend who hated hot cum, so she tried putting a ziplock bag of ice under my balls.

That... um... did not work for me so well. Originally Posted by Junky

OMG I'm sorry but that is SO FUNNY!!!