Oxygen Retreat?

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Has anyone been to the Oxygen resort. If so I would like to hear about your experience. What you wished you would've done or hadn't done. I'm just looking for some input. I may consider taking a trip there next year. Thanks for the input.
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Been twice, spent too little money the first trip, too much money the second. Still have wet dreams about both trips. Not an ideal situation for someone with a diminishing self-image of themselves. Rejection is still on the table, even though the sponsors indicate that it is not. You must be on top of your game, in good health and have an insatiable appetite for pussy. The food is good, not great. The alcohol is cut, the staff is on the take. Check out the national Men's Lounge for better info.
I didnt see any golf as an activity.
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I didnt see any golf as an activity. Originally Posted by hornygolfer
lol you need to check the fine print in the brochure
My bad. Fairways look like their in good shape.
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gonna have to look hard for the flag...
I'd want to take a double bogie on that hole...

just sayin'

Huck
I love her grip on that driver.
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Wasn't it Arnold Palmer's wife who once said that before each match she would stroke his putter and kiss his balls for good luck?
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I love her grip on that driver. Originally Posted by hornygolfer
for a little xtra you can accesorize your cart




And the sand traps aren't so bad either


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Good lord. No way I would break 85 with playing partners like that. That is one bunker I would like to find.
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Good lord. No way I would break 85 with playing partners like that. That is one bunker I would like to find. Originally Posted by hornygolfer






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Your Playmates Horny Golfer lol
This maybe the best eccie thread ever.