Day in the life of a typical Democrat

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1. Wakes up about 11 AM, finds a half opened beer in the fridge.
2. Shoves spoiled food out of the way, watches Springer on TV.
3. Calls welfare office to inquire about the length of the line today
4. Avoids call from landlord, dead bolts the lock, ignores knocking at the door
5. If it is a Wednesday, bums a ride from a friend to go see his PO.
6. Shoplifts beer from the Korean owned grocery/beer store while his friend complains about the high prices and poor selection, loudly.
7. Trades some beer for a few hits of pot in the neighborhood park
8. Attempts to get a freebie from a hooker - when she refuses, calls her a fucking stuck up cunt
9. Gets together with his friends and complains about Republicans
10. Goes and begs on the corner for food
11. Goes to sleep at about 2 in the morning, irritated about the lack of work to be had
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  • CJ7
  • 08-21-2013, 01:49 PM
sounds about right, LL is a self proclaimed Democrat.
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  • LNK
  • 08-21-2013, 01:52 PM
WTF is the point of this? Just to be an asshat?

This is the political forum, not the let's be a douchebag forum.

Although I know it's hard to tell most of the time.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
WTF is the point of this? Just to be an asshat?

This is the political forum, not the let's be a douchebag forum.

Although I know it's hard to tell most of the time. Originally Posted by LNK
The point is self-evident and not at all difficult to interpret.
Some might call it "liberal baiting".
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  • CJ7
  • 08-21-2013, 02:08 PM
The point is self-evident and not at all difficult to interpret.
Some might call it "liberal baiting". Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

others might call it a dipshit posting gut bile
More self-indulgent shit-stirring from the Jewish Drama Queen.

Nothing to see here, move along.
I thought the Idiot Drama Queen would be in Tel Aviv by now. What's taking so long?

Have the Israeli's made a decision to not let him in the country? If so, who can blame them?
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  • LNK
  • 08-21-2013, 02:32 PM
The point is self-evident and not at all difficult to interpret.
Some might call it "liberal baiting". Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Perhaps if they weren't smart enough to pound sand in their ass, they might.

Anyone else would call it moronic. And that's being generous.
1. Wakes up about 11 AM, finds a half opened beer in the fridge.
2. Shoves spoiled food out of the way, watches Springer on TV.
3. Calls welfare office to inquire about the length of the line today
4. Avoids call from landlord, dead bolts the lock, ignores knocking at the door
5. If it is a Wednesday, bums a ride from a friend to go see his PO.
6. Shoplifts beer from the Korean owned grocery/beer store while his friend complains about the high prices and poor selection, loudly.
7. Trades some beer for a few hits of pot in the neighborhood park
8. Attempts to get a freebie from a hooker - when she refuses, calls her a fucking stuck up cunt
9. Gets together with his friends and complains about Republicans
10. Goes and begs on the corner for food
11. Goes to sleep at about 2 in the morning, irritated about the lack of work to be had Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer



Knowing the life so well you must be one. Hurry out of our country.. One less drag on the working class.
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1. Wakes up about 11 AM, finds a half opened beer in the fridge.
2. Shoves spoiled food out of the way, watches Springer on TV.
3. Calls welfare office to inquire about the length of the line today
4. Avoids call from landlord, dead bolts the lock, ignores knocking at the door
5. If it is a Wednesday, bums a ride from a friend to go see his PO.
6. Shoplifts beer from the Korean owned grocery/beer store while his friend complains about the high prices and poor selection, loudly.
7. Trades some beer for a few hits of pot in the neighborhood park
8. Attempts to get a freebie from a hooker - when she refuses, calls her a fucking stuck up cunt
9. Gets together with his friends and complains about Republicans
10. Goes and begs on the corner for food
11. Goes to sleep at about 2 in the morning, irritated about the lack of work to be had Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
sounds like an episode of Shameless

Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Wow - you libs aren't very bright, are you?
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  • LNK
  • 08-21-2013, 04:55 PM
Who are you speaking to?
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Who are you speaking to? Originally Posted by LNK
The dumb ass liberals.
Made a correction!

1. Wakes up about 11 AM, finds a half opened beer in the fridge.
2. Shoves spoiled food out of the way, watches Springer on TV.
3. Calls welfare office using their Obama Phone to inquire about the length of the line today
4. Avoids call from landlord, dead bolts the lock, ignores knocking at the door
5. If it is a Wednesday, bums a ride from a friend to go see his PO.
6. Shoplifts beer from the Korean owned grocery/beer store while his friend complains about the high prices and poor selection, loudly.
7. Trades some beer for a few hits of pot in the neighborhood park
8. Attempts to get a freebie from a hooker - when she refuses, calls her a fucking stuck up cunt
9. Gets together with his friends and complains about Republicans
10. Goes and begs on the corner for food
11. Goes to sleep at about 2 in the morning, irritated about the lack of work to be had Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
The dumb ass liberals. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer


You are a dumb ass liberal in a conservative's clothing. Leave soon...