Heres a couple I made up to get you going for this most wondrous season. And remember to support your local HAK! (Hoogar w/Attached Kids)....
Sung to the tune of "let it snow"
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But inside its so delightful,
Since your my favorite Ho,
Suck it slow...suck it slow...suck it slow...
Its too cold to go out truckin',
So lets start with holiday fuckin',
Since your my favorite Ho,
Suck it slow...suck it slow...suck it slow...
"Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town"
Have your cock out,
Have your balls washed,
Have your bush trim or you wont get in...
Santas Ho's are cumming to town
They're makin a list, its pimp approved,
spread your cheeks 'cause you're gonna get grooved,
Santas Hos are cumming to town
They know if you've been scamming,
They know if you're a creep,
They know if you are broke or poor,
So be saving or you'll weep.
They're makin a list, its pimp approved
Spread your cheeks, 'cause you're gonna get grooved,
Santas Hos are cumming to town.
Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers!
