Dog For Sale

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.

Read the sales pitch below!

Dog For Sale



Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his street-name,

Ho Lee Schitt

Thats a BIG damn dog! You could throw a saddle on him!

damn that dog has to be pushing 300ibs unless that is a fake pic?

I dunno, but I have seen some of those Mastiff's that are huge! Makes my little avatar puppy wet himself and run like he was scalded!

DOGgone he's big!!

Best one I've seen on here in quite some time!!

I adore mastiffs. Lady lives down the street from me has 2 english mastiffs. She walks them separately (well, they walk her. They are bigger than she is after all) because no one could handle two at once.

Can't imagine the monthly dog food bill! Be buying by the pallet at PetSmart!

Gawd Dog he is Big!! What a Hoss.. I bet he is a huge lap dog. Really!

Can you say......."photoshoped"?

A dog that big and able to eat that much I would hate to step in his dog poop you would go knee deep.
Could you imagine him chasing you down the road.

Last time I saw a pair of mastiffs they were laying in the bed of an El Camino, and hanging over the sides. lol