So I don't know if you guys are as into masturbation as I am, but...

Takeshi Miike's Avatar
I'm pretty much a chronic, obsessive-compulsive masturbator. Even when I have a girlfriend, I make time for myself to enjoy the pleasures of masturbation and I have always looked for new and interesting things in which to insert my penis. In any case, I recently tried out that fleshlight you see everywhere on the porn sites. I'll be damned if that's not the best masturbatory aid I've ever tried. Anyway, just thought I'd share.
Sir Hardin Thicke's Avatar
You know a custom made blow up doll of a famous porn star isn't half bad, especially if it has the girl's molded vagina, but I've heard a lot of good things about the fleshlight.
LadiesFan's Avatar
Does the fleshlight come with the interchangeable orifices?

LF
The_Leopard's Avatar
I masturbate all the time. I do it when I feel the need to. As I am single and most of these girls do not like a guy who is into women that are not too much of Barbie dolls. So, I just masturbate to photos of girls or ladies.
Does the fleshlight come with the interchangeable orifices?

LF Originally Posted by LadiesFan

It doesn't come with them, but you can buy them. A friend of mine has one he named after his High School Math teacher.
I'm an old fart now so I need one of the ladies buck nekid next to me to get my engine running........but I wooda spent ALL my paper route money to have bought one when I was 12 years old!!
sixxbach's Avatar
too bad u cant teach it how to cook or clean lol
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
too bad u cant teach it how to cook or clean lol Originally Posted by sixxbach
verisimilitude! isn't that what they advertise?
DallasRain's Avatar
ya gotta learn to love yourself before ya can love others..lol!!