This is just an idea.
I would do it myself, but I don't want to deal with the consequences if someone were to try to research the money trail. Maybe he can pay and get paid in bit-coins.
I suggest that Bonn create a website and he can haul in sponsors in the form banners, a pop-up here and there, maybe become a youtube sponsor and monetize on his videos.
Here is the plan...
Have your fun, and post a vanilla version of your review on this site. Then, you can post the more graphic version to your website. Make sure that your site is secure and that only you can allow access (since it will have graphic content).
If you get enough people pinging your site or people following the links on your site, you may just acquire enough cash to fund your next adventure!
Now, the youtube idea...
Ask the lady that you reviewed to read it on camera (make sure that you have a release form). If she doesn't want to be identified (and if she prefers), she may have her face blurred.
Her reactions to the review and commentary would be GREAT! Make sure that you kick her a percentage back.
If you want to get REALLY creative, you can act it out fully clothed (you may want to hire a male model for that).
Those that like your reviews, would visit the site just to check it out. Those that hate you, would visit the site so that may get more fodder and give you more shit. Either way, you win.