figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even
though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around
the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again
the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove
even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again
flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a
fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled
past. This time at a snail's pace.
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving
without a seat belt. You can't fix stupid.
