Three dogs visit the Vet


FOR THE DOG LOVERS.....



Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they
struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, "So why are
you here ? "

The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "
" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " Why are you here
? "
The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, ; I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up
the carpets.

But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owners' couch."
" So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you
here ? "
" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down
to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and
started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said, " No, I'm here to get my nails clipped" !
Sweet N Little's Avatar
LMAO!!! Good one!!!!
coast_encounter's Avatar
I like that one too..
Doggie anyone?
kendra kayy's Avatar
lol that was cute!
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