Before the procedure,
a beautiful nurse comes into his room,
takes his vitals,
then tells him to take off all of his clothes.
When Jeff is fully undressed,
she instructs him to lie down on a table.
Jeff obeys.
The nurse then removes all of her clothes,
climbs on top, and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act,
Jeff catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs Jeff that studies have shown that before a vasectomy,
if a man has an ejaculation,
he will be more relaxed
and that the seminal vessels are easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels Jeff to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall,
Jeff sees six men in a room,
all of whom are masturbating.
Curiosity prompts Jeff to ask,
"What are they doing in here?"
The nurse responds,
"They are getting vasectomies too,
but you have
Blue Cross,
and
they have Obama Care."
