Sex positions

Any takers????

IB

Done this one http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_standingsixtynine.shtml


Could do the other one with anybody under 110 lbs, BUT I think the former one to be MUCH more enjoyable...

C'mon, now, fellers. Those look like good ways fer all you fat, old, flabby, viagra-popping, outta shape horndogs to give yerselves a hernia or a heart attack and the lucky lady o' tha evenin' a goddamn concussion when ya drop her on her haid and she cracks her cococnut on the cement floor. Gimme a damn break. Ya bunch o' dreamers! Blood done rushed to yer peckers and made yer brains all goofy if'n ya think y'all can pull that shit off.

No spinners at the Capital ?

C'mon, now, fellers. Those look like good ways fer all you fat, old, flabby, viagra-popping, outta shape horndogs to give yerselves a hernia or a heart attack and the lucky lady o' tha evenin' a goddamn concussion when ya drop her on her haid and she cracks her cococnut on the cement floor. Gimme a damn break. Ya bunch o' dreamers! Blood done rushed to yer peckers and made yer brains all goofy if'n ya think y'all can pull that shit off. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Some of us can



IB

Oh there is plenty of "Spinners" at the capital

Just not the right kind. They are pretty heavy on the spin !

IB, your HEAD RUSH picture has inspired me... Gonna try it on my next date !
DD, I'll be careful, I'll put several pillows on the floor, just in case it gets too slippery... for you Capital thugs: same as grease.

IB, your HEAD RUSH picture has inspired me... Gonna try it on my next date !
DD, I'll be careful, I'll put several pillows on the floor, just in case it gets too slippery... for you Capital thugs: same as grease. Originally Posted by fun2come

Yes it is inspirational, now you see why I like LNG

IB

You like Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) ???

You like Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) ??? Originally Posted by fun2come

That's what she said on her forth O!


IB

Careful , if there are any sparks , you'll explode !

Careful , if there are any sparks , you'll explode ! Originally Posted by rockerrick

Only once so that's not to dangerous!

IB

Hey, are tha names fer all them positions the same even if the one on tha bottom is a guy gettin' his bunghole plowed by a strap-on, a tranny or some young dude he picked up from Oil Can Harry's happy hour? I'm askin' fer a friend. Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

I'm pretty sure that's called "boofing," no matter who's on top.

This is a fun thread...for teenagers. By the time I was 30 this level of flexibility was out of my wheelhouse.

I once took a class on Geriatrics, and mentioned was "sex in the nursing home." Yes, it happens, and the old folks will work with what they've got...Can't figure out how to make the Reverse Amazon work? I can show you how with the use of a walker, a gait belt, and bedside commode!

This looks like a lot of fun!