Pope visits Alaska

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I'm sure this will fit just fine in this forum!!

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go Trump' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.

Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the one logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?"
There was a similar one years ago about LBJ water skiing and alligator hunting.
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  • 01-20-2016, 08:42 AM
There was a similar one years ago about LBJ water skiing and alligator hunting. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
It is an admirable concept.
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No sense of humor, filth.
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yes, assup has No sense of humor, and yes you are filth. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
FTFY
In the vein of the OP, then odummer would be "bait " for dung beetles and flies....just like EKIM the welsh-" man " !!!
In the vein of the OP, then odummer would be "bait " for dung beetles and flies....just like EKIM the welsh-" man " !!! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
You really have the "hots" for me fag boy, as you mention me on every post. You are really missing your woomby. Find another of your ilk, maybe wacco he has been posting a lot of fag shit lately.
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You really have the "hots" for me fag boy, as you mention me on every post. You are really missing your woomby. Find another of your ilk, maybe wacco he has been posting a lot of fag shit lately. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
not even hookers have the "hots" for you. no matter how much you pay them.


















not even men have the "hots" for me . no matter how much i pay them. Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
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FIFY Originally Posted by i'va biggen
you are done here. no one should reply to the troll of ECC. you are on mute, BITCH
I am done here. no one should reply to the troll of ECC. I am a, BITCH Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
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did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE. having a intellectual debate with you EVA is a contradiction in terms. obtuse troll

did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE.
Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
LMAO, lying fucking drunk.
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did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE. having a intellectual debate with you EVA is a contradiction in terms. obtuse troll

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