>(Provider) Just call me when you get to Greentree and I'll tell you where to go!"
>(Hobbyist) "Yipppeee!"
>Hobbyist fights traffic to get to Greentree and calls five minutes before session was to take place....
>(Hobbyist) "Hey ______, this is _______ and I am in Greentree."
>(Provider) "Great! I am actually in Carnegie in the......."
>(Hobbyist) "Wait. I thought you were in Greentree??"
>(Provider) "Well I don't like to advertise exactly where I am."
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