Orange Penis

Doctor: So, how can i help you?

Guy: Doc, I have no idea what's going on, but it seems my penis is turning orange. You've got to help me out.

Doctor: Hmm, let's see...start from the beginning. What are your hobbies?

Guy: Eating BBQ crisps and watching porn

LOL, He might want to buy more paper towels and, possibly baby wipes.