hair

It's a well manicured lawn out there now a days and I feel like the guy in the neighborhood that the hoa constantly sends notices to. I'm roughly 6'2 about three hundred pounds so a big guy and I have red hair; often it is said I look like a bear. I am rocking a full on red beard that blazes in the daytime and I don't shave. Now I do scape a bit when I know sex is imminent. So am i fossil? Mind that I am thirty. Do I need to rethink my landscaping? Or is there a place for yogi in this wilderness.

Style the hair and beard. Don't let the beard take over your face. There's an actual old school barber shop on SoCo that could hook you up. And yes, please continue to manscape your boy bits when you're gonna get down and dirty