Dumb things to do

I was reading in a forum from another city and someone said "bareback is the dumbest thing you can do with your dick". No disagrement from me. But, it started me thinking; if that's the dumbest, then there are other not quite so dumb things to do with your dick.

So I ask: what are some dumb things to do with your dick? (Confessions that you may have actually done these things are not required.)

Catch it in the zipper.

Catch it in the zipper. Originally Posted by Crossroads

And just before a session...

Fall for someone that only cares about you until the money is all gone.

pee on an outlet

not using it often enough

not using it often enough Originally Posted by breadtoaster

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Pull it out in public....tends to be frowned upon, generally.

Slam it in a Car Door

Noelle - thinks for a contribution from a woman's perspective.

Sometimes I feel a little stupid. I looked at the comment without looking at the poster, and, assuming it was a male poster, I was puzzled what "marry it" might mean! Then I wondered, who wrote this?

Now it is really funny.

Hammer a six-inch spike through a board, although I've heard some women are into that sort of thing.

oh shit! I caught my dick in my zipper once.. damn that hurt! there was blood to..

I've never done this but I know it wouldn't end well.

Shoot your swimmers into Hotlips Houlihen's mouth and throat.

Seems to be the rage right now, but I gotta think that sticking your dick thru a hole in a wall and letting it be sucked by someone on the other side is pretty dumb.