guys ...plastic man ...here

justs wantin ta says hi an wantin ta ...knows if ...yer ...plastic man ...dones always beens the bestest ...plastic man ...ta ya alls thats ...plastic man ...can be

...cause if ...ya says ...plastic man ...wasnts theres fers yas evens once it dones makes yer ...plastic man ...cry

...cause yer ...plastic man ...hates cryin an ...loves laughin

But how can Plastic Man be the bestest he can be if he's not Polycarbonate?
Is he contemplating new formulas? If so, which formulas. And, what formula is he currently? Is he chemical resistant? Does he melt in the sun? What are his life objectives (that appear to change frequently)?
If made of polystyrene, and is unhappy, and strives to be the best he can be, will he choose to be polyethylene? Or Polytetrafluorethylene? Perhaps he would prefer polyeretherketone? Or Polycarbonate?
These are all difficult choices that could change his lifestyle. But, who are we to judge.
And, if he changes his body composition, does he have to move his brain, or his mind?
A whole new set of issues could occur.
But, is it possible he's done this before and that is why PM is who he is today?
Perhaps we should assure him that he is the best he can be as he is now, as any experimental activity might cause him to melt or become totally rigid.

Yes I have a plastics factory as a client. Consulting is at our standard fees.

Don’t rule out polyamide imide.

PVC Man is superior. He can take the heat, and doesn't bend under pressure.

Don’t rule out polyamide imide. Originally Posted by Crazy Bob

If Plastic Man want's a magnetic personality perhaps.

PVC Man is superior. He can take the heat, and doesn't bend under pressure. Originally Posted by Willie Wanker

But he'd be way to stiff with a loss of mobility.

yas alls be as obsessed withs ...plastic man ...as much as ol comms be ...obsessed with ...benis

We'll build you a plinth out of sand

yas alls be as obsessed withs ...plastic man ...as much as ol comms be ...obsessed with ...benis Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Which is to say not at all.

When your fan club meets, who gets custody of the testicle?

Get over yourself, Flaccid Man.

plastic man ...rang

...an comms ...came!

We can regrind the plastic and get a recycled version that is smarter

plastic man ...rang

...an comms ...came! Originally Posted by Plastic Man

When is the last time you "came"...when someone else was in the room?

My money is on never, Oh Flaccid One.

When is the last time you "came"...when someone else was in the room? Originally Posted by jokacz

whens ya weres wearin yer french ...maid outfit

...dones yer mind really ...be ...goin so fast ya be ...fergetten sexy time withs ...plastic man?

^^^^ commando ???? yuck

Damn

whens ya weres wearin yer french ...maid outfit

...dones yer mind really ...be ...goin so fast ya be ...fergetten sexy time withs ...plastic man? Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Sharing your wet dream with us still doesn't remove you from the ranks of the incels.