Things not to say during sex.

something to say..her name ..call her by her name...say her name...

I said something similar to one of the phrases listed. Needless to say I haven't heard from him again.

"that's it (all you got)?"

"you're really flexible for a fat girl"

"when's the last time you cleaned down here?"

"hurry up my husband will be home soon"

"are you ever going to finish?"

"you suck dick like a pro" (unless of course you know she is one)

"I lied. I'm 14."

"you are tighter than I thought someone your age would be"

"be careful on the sheets, I don't have time to change them before the next appt."

Guess you gotta be having sex first to make that faux pas.

Is it in?

Did you just fart?

Damn! Forgot the cover.

are you on your period???

I double the amount next time, since I forgot this time.

"I lied about not being LE, but hang in there. I'm gonna finish before I bust you."

"I'm friends with WTF"

"I can't believe you didn't want to start with my grape seed oil massage?"

"I hope you don't mind pregnant providers. Most guys like it"

"I normally won't do greek, but that thing is so small I'll make an exception"

"I lied about not being LE, but hang in there. I'm gonna finish before I bust you."

"I'm friends with WTF"

"I can't believe you didn't want to start with my grape seed oil massage?"

"I hope you don't mind pregnant providers. Most guys like it"

"I normally won't do greek, but that thing is so small I'll make an exception" Originally Posted by atlcomedy

Uh, I don't kiss after bjs.

"Now that we're having sex, we're in a committed relationship right? I can't wait for you to meet my family. Sunday dinner will be great."

& drumroll please.....

"You're the first man I've been with since my gender reassignment surgery"

"I'm friends with WTF" Originally Posted by atlcomedy