Tongue an cheek analysis

Provider phones: never work properly
Hobbyist phones: work great all the time

Provider cars: always getting flats and breaking down
Hobbyist cars: run perfect all the time

Provider alarm clocks: always going on the fritz
Hobbyist alarm clocks: work perfect all the time

Providers kids: get sick quite often
Hobbyist kids: fit as fiddles

Providers Parents: always showing up unannounced at their front door at 9pm on a Sunday night
Hobbyist Parents: never show up unannounced always call first

Providers Parents: always flying in at ABIA unannounced and 30 minutes after we agree on a BCD time
Hobbyist Parents: never fly to ABIA unannounced

Providers Cycles: Aunt Flo always showing up at the wrong time
Hobbyist Cycles: well we dont have one.. ( :

those are just off the top of my head, feel free to add or subtract from these..




and this is not directed at one particular person its more of an amalgam of years of being a Hobbyist

TFF ! Accurate observation Ralphey. I think you could add:

My roommate hasn't left yet.
My girlfriend came over unexpected not leaving till tomorrow .
I can't make appt I just got pulled over.

: and all to try and keep an illusion of being low volume, till you read the next review and connect the dots !

Although to be fair, I once sent p411 request and had to cancel an hour later( but before appt was set ) because it was raining and my car got rear ended. Bet that sounded like BS.


Sometimes shit does happen as the saying goes!

Both of you hit the nail on the head.

I wrote a song about this the other day. "The 12 days of Eccie"

Glad I don't make excuses when it comes to appointments. I have never cancelled any appointment.

I wrote a song about this the other day. "The 12 days of Eccie" Originally Posted by Toyz

And it was very entertaining! You should post in coed, I'm sure it would get some laughs.

what is so funny Brittany is all a Provider has to do is simply say;

"I am sorry but I need to cancel and reschedule if possible"

no need to add any form of 'why' , frankly your reasons for canceling are none of my business

A little different twist on your thread......

Different perspectives on how a phone conversation went between a provider and hobbiest.

Provider - "He sounded really creepy and old.....he told me I was a "groovy" chick".....WTF is that"? "I hope he doesn't place his dentures next to his donation"!!

Hobbiest - " She really digs how hip I am for an old fart"

Provider Time Estimates - Will always be there in ten min...30 min ago and again now
Hobbyist Time Estimates - Says 4:00 PM but shows up 10 minutes early

Provider Time Schedule - Thought you said 3:00 PM not 2:00 PM
Hobbyist Time Schedule - Rarely forgets the appointment time


New Provider Treatment - She will charge less at since she's starting out
Hobbyist Treatment - Gets forgotten when WKs help her develop GPS

Provider Money - I'm broke but make 200-300 per hour.
Hobbyist Money - Makes 20 $/hr stretch to pay bills and GPS afflicted girls




Provider on Deals - Will Fuck Car, Home, whatever salesman for a good deal.
Hobbyist on Deals - Gets bitched at for even asking!




Provider Money 2 - I need some Bus money. Can you send some?
Me Money 2 - Fuck NO! I don't play that shit.

Hilarious ! I needed a good laugh today! Great post!

what is so funny Brittany is all a Provider has to do is simply say;

"I am sorry but I need to cancel and reschedule if possible"

no need to add any form of 'why' , frankly your reasons for canceling are none of my business Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

^^^ THIS!!! Just give us some advance notice, that's all we need to feel like our time is respected. The reasons don't really matter (especially if they sound like bullshit, because that just makes us want look elsewhere for fun).

I don't know about some of the other ladies on here...I could write a book on some of the excuses I have heard ...It would make for a good comedy hour. I also have to say men are just as bad at NCNS... just my two cents...

All good ones and bang on, now I'm just patiently waiting for the song to be posted in Coed.

All good ones and bang on, now I'm just patiently waiting for the song to be posted in Coed. Originally Posted by telos

Am in San Antonio now on the way to the Mavs-Spurs game, will post the song later this weekend...

Am in San Antonio now on the way to the Mavs-Spurs game, will post the song later this weekend... Originally Posted by Toyz

dam, forgot all about the game tonight. Planned on going, oh well next time.