The Choco Taco was murdered this year by Unilever, and the rest of their frozen dessert portfolio can suck my chubby white dick.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choco_Taco
RIP, Choco Taco
It was fun knowing you. Moreso, consuming you. Sometimes quickly like a fat glutton with no abandon or fucks given if anyone was watching. Sometimes slowly, taking some extra time to savor the moment.
With all the things that were taken from me in 2022, this was one that I will perhaps miss the most.