Happy Mistresses Day!!!

A Happy Mistresses Day to all you fine ladies. I hope your day is ssspicey!

Which begs the question: At what point do you consider an ATF Provider a Mistress? When you stop paying? Or when she gets more each month than your mortgage?

Aw-haw-haw-hawww; Good question, Oui.

I am pleased to say that I have achieved "Sancho" status with one lady.

Roger that.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...ticle-1.290548

Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A mistress says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A mistress says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Originally Posted by CoverMe

too funny

my wife does not like Beige HAHAHAHHAHA

Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A mistress says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Originally Posted by CoverMe