You know the Final Four is in town when...

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  • 5150
  • 04-03-2014, 12:11 PM
Haven't started a thread in a while and with the Final Four in town starting tonight thought be fun to ask the question.. You know the Final Four is in town when

1. Strip club managers tell you going to the VIP is only $1000 an hour.
2. LE attempts to close every AMP in town
3. Out of town talent wants to charge $600 or more for a 1 hour session

Ok that's my contribution. Lets have some fun and add to the list.
...the news media reports 100,000 hookers are coming to town.
Then changes it to 10,000 a few days later.
BBW Katrina's Avatar
...NBA providers have a change of heart
pyramider's Avatar
Jerry Jones finds the nearest glory hole.
Laura Lynn's Avatar
...NBA providers have a change of heart Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
Awfully sad, but that just made me giggle a little bit. Lol
I laughed too Laura! Don't forget, SMU plays for the NIT Championship tonight in NYC!!
...NBA providers have a change of heart Originally Posted by BBW Katrina


True. Story.

Dem doods got money now right???

Fuckin two-faced-asses.
Thats some funny shit right there! Well done Katrina!

...NBA providers have a change of heart Originally Posted by BBW Katrina
EROS725's Avatar
ESPN invades Sundance Square.
Hercules's Avatar
On Friday night it takes ya 5hrs to make it to the titty bar that's usually 30 minutes away.
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  • 04-05-2014, 12:39 AM
Local providers who normally charge $225 hour are running a special for $290.
Ah..crap, that explains it. I saw those folks at the airport yesterday!

Sheesh, I'll just wait it out I guess...
And you can't pick up a phone!? Cmon SD, you know I been huntin for a new baby daddy. lol


You know its the final four when cool river actually had attractive hookers working the bar.
bigphd's Avatar
Hey Im going to the games today, I must be nuts...gonna be a zoo!
And you can't pick up a phone!? Cmon SD, you know I been huntin for a new baby daddy. lol


You know its the final four when cool river actually had attractive hookers working the bar. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
HA! now that would be a miracle but hell what a wondrous lil demon we would probably make! But..."my baby making days were clipped away long long ago in sverige!".

Thank god!
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