Joke of the day. Please fill in the blank.

You know you're a hoe when..........
FWR's Avatar
  • FWR
  • 02-02-2012, 02:35 PM
you call the police to report a rape when the check bounces
Sweet N Little's Avatar
When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.

setman's Avatar
If you are a friend....with benefits!

Enjoy yourself.

Be safe.

Stay cool.

Setty
If you have REYNA Chime on speed dial
At your kids bday party and you run out of balloons and you go to your trunk to get the condoms.. n blast out the COOL slippery 1s....
Austin65's Avatar
your favorite catch phrase is "Next!"
desertrat62's Avatar
You can count cash by squeezing the envelope.
You find flavored lube and a pair of panties under your car seat while looking for spare change.
You know you're a hoe when.......... When someone picks you up and starts to chop cotton.
simplyjoe's Avatar
the police tell you to go to the cell and skip the mugshot because they are tired of wasting film
simplyjoe's Avatar
the preachers wife asks you to skip "services" next sunday