Biotone Lotion **Trade**

I wanted to know is there any provider female that would like to trade a massage for some Biotone Dual Purpose Massage Cream. 68oz
This is New, I just bought it. the person I was trading wanted the gal. bucket size.
the cost to return it isn't cost effective.
thanks for any help.
I am willing to negotiate.

Moved thread to the Sandbox, where all dumb threads go to die a merciful death.

. . . less than $50 worth of Biotone.

http://www.amazon.com/Biotone-Dual-P.../dp/B00066CQ46

Just send it back, it will fit in a Priority Mail box (which the Post Office will give you for free) and cost $5 or so to return - much less if you send it parcel post in the box it came in, and it will probably get there just as fast.

At least you'd get . . . something.

Or look at it this way....you now have a five year supply of jack cream.

. . . less than $50 worth of Biotone.

http://www.amazon.com/Biotone-Dual-P.../dp/B00066CQ46

Just send it back, it will fit in a Priority Mail box (which the Post Office will give you for free) and cost $5 or so to return - much less if you send it parcel post in the box it came in, and it will probably get there just as fast.

At least you'd get . . . something. Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

you are right on the price, but shipping and tax was charge also.
the total price was over 60.00. I bought it stright from the Massage Warehouse.
they won't take it back lotion's or oils.

I guess that is why all the girls like using baby oil or hand lotion it's a lot cheaper.
I even heard of girls mixing their own stuff now.
Baby oil and Lubriderm lotion.

would you trade me something for the lotion.

Thanks

No chick in her right mind is going to take a "bucket" of massage lotion from a guy they don't know for trade, not even a partial trade.

You like to get massages obviously, so take it with you when you go get your massages.


Please, I beg of you......stop the madness of this topic.

. . . less than $50 worth of Biotone.

http://www.amazon.com/Biotone-Dual-P.../dp/B00066CQ46

Just send it back, it will fit in a Priority Mail box (which the Post Office will give you for free) and cost $5 or so to return - much less if you send it parcel post in the box it came in, and it will probably get there just as fast.

At least you'd get . . . something. Originally Posted by Jackie Devlin

My god I just fell in love with you Jackie.

Now back on topic.

would you trade me something for the lotion.

Thanks Originally Posted by Helicopter206

Yes, I'll trade you some good advice -

Don't buy lotion you can't send back. Oh, and in the future, shop Amazon.

Now, drop my lotion off at a local charity (I assume it is still sealed) - let them sell it for whatever they can get, that will be payment for my advice to you - you asked me to trade, I traded advice for the lotion. I want you to give it away to a good cause.

The thread may be closed now, since the disposition of the lotion is now no longer in question.

Kisses,

- Jackie

Why is everyone picking on the little guy in the corner.
I'm not some weird or creepy guy.
Just tryed to be nice. Like they say nice guys finish last.
If you used this lotion, you would know it is not sealed.
That's why they won't take it back.
Thanks for your advice
I'm not up-set at you guys. everyone has an opinion about something.
I guess I'm on that list.
Poor me.
Poor me.
Beat you guys this time.. Lmfao..

Nothing wrong with offering a trade. I seem to remember a time when people were taught this: "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

Originally Posted by LeilaniBebe

I spit coffee all over myself.........tooo funny

Not to totally be on his side, but if you have ever used this lotion or know anything about it, its the BEST lotion/cream out there for massages. I would know from going to massage therapy school and using it there.
But ya, trades are not ALWAYS the best way to go... most dont give in. Be careful out there!

Well, then maybe he can walk into an AMP or contact a few massage providers directly and offer it at a discount - someone very familiar with it would know the smell, viscosity, etc. - they might know if it was "off" . . . I don't use the lotion, I'm not a massage therapist - but I do know of it, and it has wonderful reviews. If it was sealed, in the box, it would make a nice tip or gift for a lady, if it is not shipped sealed, as I am not that familiar with the packaging, then although the thought might be appreciated, I would be hard pressed to know of anyone that would actually use it. They would accept it graciously I'm sure, but it would probably hit the trash shortly after.

Elena may have had the best idea. Take it with you and use it up yourself!

- Jackie