A Mood Enhancer As You're Driving To Her Incall

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of course it's not Kosher to talk Romance in the Hobby....but it's going on anyway so let me give you fellas something you can play for your "lady friends" as your enroute to her incall ;-) and I'm not trying to just plug Marvin and Tammy...I'm being helpful here

Black Love...




#doingitfortheculture
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of course it's not Kosher to talk Romance in the Hobby....but it's going on anyway so let me give you fellas something you can play for your "lady friends" as your enroute to her incall ;-) and I'm not trying to just plug Marvin and Tammy...I'm being helpful here

Black Love...




#doingitfortheculture Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
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Black Love...




#doingitfortheculture Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

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Or you could just reach into your pocket and pull out one of these....




But all that sounds pretty boring....compared to this:


I applaud your outlook and courage. It's really the best way to go out. Godspeed to you sweetie and do not go gentle into that good night.

Now here's what I recommend these are things I've done and can attest to their authenticity:

  • Hike the Kilimanjaro. Mt. Kilimanjaro that is. You may not have the energy to even go halfway but there are numerous base camps that you can participate in that will give you a good short hike. One I recommend is the hike from Arusha that will take you along the Marangu route where you'll stop for lunch. Excellent hike at the base. The majesty of this mountain will give you peace.


  • Next take a tour of the Serengeti to see the African wild life up close. Just make sure you get a reputable tour guide that isn't aggravating the animals or cutting off their paths as they're trying to hunt.


  • I also recommend you take a river cruise down the Nile and also visit the Pyramids in Egypt. This may be more of a challenge because you will likely run into culture warriors who will require or demand that as a woman you wear a head dress and long clothes (pants and long sleeve shirt) as it is a Muslim country. They tried to force this on my lady friend but they relented after I got all ethnic and ghetto when they tried to insist.


  • There is also Banff National Park in Alberta Canada. Beautiful scenery and wildlife. I've been 3 times as I have friends in Canada. http://banffnationalpark.com/
  • Of course there's all sorts of spots in Europe but most people do those regularly.

Again good luck and it's good to see your positive spirit.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
  • pxmcc
  • 11-08-2017, 09:05 AM
pro tip: watch Brazilian porn on the way, with one of those gals with the tan lines, a gigantic ass from heaven, perky b-cups with rock hard hard nipples that stick way out and up, doing rough greek with an overly hung stud...

see e.g. https://www.pornhub.com/video/search...lian+tan+lines
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This is jam on the way..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZxsTJHVrc Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

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This is jam on the way..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZxsTJHVrc Originally Posted by rustyshackleford112.7

lol I actually like that one...but since this is my thread I can't have you one up'ing me....so I will be back....
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pro tip: watch Brazilian porn on the way, with one of those gals with the tan lines, a gigantic ass from heaven, perky b-cups with rock hard hard nipples that stick way out and up, doing rough greek with an overly hung stud...

see e.g. https://www.pornhub.com/video/search...lian+tan+lines Originally Posted by pxmcc

Them Brazilians are queens of the scat game. Just google Brazilian scat and it's a wrap..I will never comprehend how people take pleasure in it...It's vomit worthy every time...may god have mercy on their souls!!!
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
Or you could just reach into your pocket and pull out one of these....




But all that sounds pretty boring....compared to this: Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Iv'e done so much more than that but I never want to come across a braggidocious...I'm single with no kids and pennies in my piggy bank so I can do as I please....no big deal...now go live your life my friend.
[QUOTE=Sistine Chapel;1060162713]Iv'e done so much more than that but I never want to come across a braggidocious...QUOTE]


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  • pxmcc
  • 11-08-2017, 12:31 PM
Iv'e done so much more than that but I never want to come across a braggidocious...I'm single with no kids and pennies in my piggy bank so I can do as I please....no big deal...now go live your life my friend. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
pro tip: instead of saying how amazing you are, make fun of yourself, you know like a black baller calling himself Sistine Chapel. now see that shit is actually pretty funny..

even though i agree with about half your posts, especially on the political side, you're still not very likeable..ha ha.

as to greek with hot brazilians, don't knock it til you try it..
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pro tip: instead of saying how amazing you are, make fun of yourself, you know like a black baller calling himself Sistine Chapel. now see that shit is actually pretty funny..

even though i agree with about half your posts, especially on the political side, you're still not very likeable..ha ha.

as to greek with hot brazilians, don't knock it til you try it.. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Being likeable was never the goal or intent....I'm a leader not a follower...Yes I've been to the Chapel and yes I'm anti-religious but the bible says that salvation will be difficult. I forget the scripture but it goes something like: "The road to destruction is wide and many are the ones finding it, whereas the road to life is narrow and only a select few are finding it." I am on that narrow road my friend ;-)

If you choose to like SC that's fine...if you don't that's ok...I see myself as Achilles fighting on your behalf:



now back to topic.
  • pxmcc
  • 11-09-2017, 09:39 AM
Being likeable was never the goal or intent....I'm a leader not a follower...Yes I've been to the Chapel and yes I'm anti-religious but the bible says that salvation will be difficult. I forget the scripture but it goes something like: "The road to destruction is wide and many are the ones finding it, whereas the road to life is narrow and only a select few are finding it." I am on that narrow road my friend ;-)

If you choose to like SC that's fine...if you don't that's ok...I see myself as Achilles fighting on your behalf:



now back to topic. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
who's the stacked dude? don't remember him in the iliad or the odyssey. only guy who Achilles clusterfucked was Hector-the baddest of the Trojans-for killing his "bff," then he sat back down. "Agamemnon, go fuck yourself, and fight your own damn war. you dissed the wrong mothafucka taking my damn hoe, homie. she is fine as hell, and i know you fucked her; don't gimme that b.s. That shit was pretty fucked up what u did, dog."

^^ The Iliad, in modern parlance..

back on topic. yup, watch ur fave porn on the way to her incall. just don't wreck..