One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?” The gentlemen responded, “Well, if you must know, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Since the woman had tried everything else she could think of and was out of ideas, she decided to try doing the same things to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks, she exposed herself to her garden, hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?
“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”
