Too excited too quick

Hi everyone. Have only hobbied at sub amps a few times over the last couple years but hoping for some advice.

2 times when I’ve visited i get so worked up and excited about the thought of everything that I blow my top just a few minutes into the massage then lay there like an idiot and say no thank you when asked to flip.

How do I ask about MSOG to get a load out of the way right off the bat so I can actually enjoy the massage and possible round 2? Maybe this isn’t even possible at sub amps but I’m not ready to try the real deal. Thanks everyone.
As an old guy, I would say, hmmm must be a nice problem to have. Msog, I left that long ago. But I would just ask your girl is she would do a 2 pop massage
She probably would.
playerplano's Avatar
Great advice just ask and let us know what they say.
As an old guy, I would say, hmmm must be a nice problem to have. Msog, I left that long ago. But I would just ask your girl is she would do a 2 pop massage
She probably would. Originally Posted by azngrllvr
Yeah guess I’ll try to motion that before laying down? Problem is if I get a girl that doesn’t do extra benefits in the first place. Guess I’ll be sitting in my jiz for 50 minutes again haha.

What about at a providers location? They say no questions about service over phone but how do I prepare them that 1 minute after walking in the door to be prepared?

Im 30 now and haven’t had this problem since middle school lol. It’s really just the build up thinking about what’s about to happen that gets me overly excited. Adrenaline rush!
Chung Tran's Avatar
I can't relate at all, but why not jack off 1-2 hours before your visit? Would that not take care of everything?
If you go to a provider you have been to previosly you will know she does extras and she will likely agree. She will also likely remember your problem. If you go to a place with a table shower shey can give you pop 1 while she cleans your privates.
This reminds me when I was in Nam the Army had a massage parlor on one of thier bases
We Marines would go there, the girls wouldn’t fuck but they would do a hand & bbbj
for $15. In Monopoly money. We would get the hand job first and make them work on
the bbbj!! Ain’t life grand!!
Semper Fi / Vietnam Class of 70
Randall Creed's Avatar
Try jacking off a day before.
Pleasuring your self is dangerous. You realize you accomplished the same goal yet a lot less expensive.
Bwahaha! Bill sins. Absolutely true. Every time I jack off I think, ‘just saved $300!’
What an investment?
Just every now and then, it is nice to indulge myself though. Lol
That is sure funny right there.
mikehammer002001's Avatar
If your a repeat customer that would help, ask for it first. If your new to the place or even girl.... good luck
Randall Creed's Avatar
Pleasuring your self is dangerous. You realize you accomplished the same goal yet a lot less expensive. Originally Posted by bill sins
Bwahaha! Bill sins. Absolutely true. Every time I jack off I think, ‘just saved $300!’
What an investment?
Just every now and then, it is nice to indulge myself though. Lol
That is sure funny right there. Originally Posted by cowboyup1960
Lol. Quick fix solution, yes. But eventually it becomes diminishing returns. The satisfaction level stagnates and sooner or later you'll want the touch of a woman.
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Lol. Quick fix solution, yes. But eventually it becomes diminishing returns. The satisfaction level stagnates and sooner or later you'll want the touch of a woman. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Assuming those "T" levels are normal yes. When the "T" levels start to drop the natural desire drops with it.
BabyPanda, how do you blow your load a few minutes into the massage? Is it just cause you’re lying down and some babe massages your back? If that’s the case, you should prolly Jack off in your car right before the appointment (gross, I know) or get some viagra tablets. Please consult your doctor prior to popping any medication :-)
Happy hunting ...we live in a world of abundance!
zymosan's Avatar
Concentrate on your breathing while you are laying face down. Breathe in and out in five second increments, focusing on each breath. It works after the flip too.