This has been around before, but it made me laugh - again. Either it's funny or I'm getting so senile each joke is a new one.
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up ?"
Little Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful bitch on my arm,
give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a
mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200-foot yacht and infinite
Visa Card, and I want to make love to her three times a day."
The teacher, shocked with the bad behavior of the child, decides
not to give importance to what he said and continues the lesson . . .
"And you, Nancy ?"
"I wanna be Billy's bitch!"