This west Texas farmer had a feral-hog problem.
Wild hogs will ruin a farm!
HAD IS THE KEY WORD HERE!
Simple solution....:
Holy Hog Poop, Batman!!!; Is that a .50 cal. BARRETT on the dashboard??!!
...And an M-1919 Browning .30 cal. Belt-Fed MACHINE GUN topside?
Yummy!!!
Yee-Haw, Billy-Bob!!! That'll make for one dandy HOG ROAST, don't ya reckon??!
Bring on the BBQ!!!