Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.......

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops uphappy turkey day to all....

If you have anything cute to add, please do so....

Fantastic. Brought a smile to my face.

Very adorable topic, Fawn!

EW

Lol nice!

haha, thanks for the lighthearted and funny post fawn!! It was much needed around here

Hope everyone has a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving && safe travels

xoxo

Who wants the wish bone?

Hey grandma let's see that breast.

The little thing sticking out means we're ready.

I like legs but right now I feel like breast is best.

Haaaa!!! I was gonna say spread my legs like a wish bone

Who wants the wish bone? Originally Posted by steeplechase

Stick your whole hand in there and go in deep!

(while removing the giblets from the Turkey)

I love food and sex talk...Makes me feel warm and fuzzy

awwww I'm gonna make sure I say at least ten of those ON PURPOSE while on Thanksgiving. HEHEHE... be my little secret to myself. Thank Fawn. Enjoyed it.

Amber

lol--awesome post!!

my fave---"3. It's Cool Whip time!"!!!

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Haaaa!!! I was gonna say spread my legs like a wish bone Originally Posted by Sami

To expand on the above... The word of the day is "LEGS" - spread the word.

My others would be:

I would be more then happy to stuff your "Turkey".

Ooo... whip cream on some "cherry pie".

I would love to "butter" your "biscuit". (yeah, thats nasty but I'm already on vacation until next Monday and that is the kind of mood I'm in. Plus I'm drunk right now. LOL! )

Happy Thanksgiving.

netman