Biggest Sex Lie

I'll get started with the biggest sex lie I've heard.

Once you get married, you will have sex every night doing every position and including the best blowjob of your life.

I know how to eat pussy.

I will be the best u have ever had

I was told, "Let me steal you away and spoil you"......... 10 years later I was still waiting for the SPOIL ME part to kick in!

"That's never happened before"

"No I have no idea whose panties those are in my car"

"I promise it gets bigger"

Wait you said the biggest lies we told right?....lol

Some of the biggest I have been told include:

"Yeah that does feel good"
And
"It's ok, size isn't that important to me"
And
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone"

@ When You Are Ready, I'm with you on that one....The "BIGGEST" Lie of all time!!!!

I can pop three times!

lol--good ones!

mine was.................size matters!

100% GFE (If you don't count kissing or full service)
Non-rushed (You done yet)
Only 25yrs. old (Maybe in 1995)
120lb. spinner (Also maybe in 1995)

This is why I stay with reviewed ladies on ECCIE and P411
Been there done that...............

I promise I won't come in your mouth.

You're my first sex partner!

Don't worry, I'll pull it out before I cum!

Serveitup! I believe we've talked about the b&s before lol

I'll get started with the biggest sex lie I've heard.

Once you get married, you will have sex every night doing every position and including the best blowjob of your life. Originally Posted by When You Are Ready

I remember a cartoon that had a Bride and Groom at the Alter and they had the following captions above their heads.

Groom: " I can't wait until I am married. I will never have to worry about sex again ! "
Bride: " I can't wait until I am married. I will never have to have sex again ! "

It's funny because , it's true.

I remember a cartoon that had a Bride and Groom at the Alter and they had the following captions above their heads.

Groom: " I can't wait until I am married. I will never have to worry about sex again ! "
Bride: " I can't wait until I am married. I will never have to have sex again ! "

It's funny because , it's true.

Originally Posted by coast_encounter

We don't

Heard --- "Really!! It IS the biggest I've ever had"

Told -- "The only reason I can't hold out any longer is cuz you are so damn hot baby"