The miss'us asked me, When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?
.... Apparently Only to stop myself from coming too quickly wasn't the right answer .
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Got this text from my brother recently.
It read. Can I stay at your house for a while?
The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my d i c k.
.... It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!
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I saw a fortune teller the other day.
She told me I would come into some money.
Last night I fucked a girl called Penny, is that spooky or what?