A husband comes home one evening with a big grin on his face. Meeting his wife, she ask why was he so happy. He replied;
I gust got a $100 bill tatoo'd on my dick
what the hell did you do that for ask the wife
so rather than go out and blow a $100 bucks, you can stay home, says he.
The wife said nothing, went to the kitchen and returned carrying a big knife.
scared, the husband asks, "what the hell is the knife for?"
the wife replied .. " I need $90 to pay the phone bill ... dont worry Honey, I'll leave your change"