My Review of : Boardman AKA The Kitty slayer

Date: December
Provider: Boardman
Phone: He called, and I'm glad I answered
Email Address:
URL / Website:
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address:My place and then straight to heaven!
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: AND not a moment to soon
Activities: Convo, DFK, BBBJ, DATY.... other stuff to but I was in a daze
Session Length: 1hr, maybe longer.
Fee: Priceless
Hair Color and Length: Dark Blonde to brown and JUST ENOUGH TO GRAB
Age: The second of his nine lives I'm sure.
Smoking Status: I'm pretty sure there was smoke coming out of my ears.
Ethnic Background: White
Physical Description: Soft, Warm and cuddly, just my type!
Recommendation: YES! Only if you love Kitty on KItty action

I'll even share the ROS:

So I found this adorable little tabby outside my door, I brought him in and... brought him into my bed to snuggle.
( Ok this is gonna get creepy if I keep up the cat thing)
All I have to say is he is without a doubt the " KING AMONG FELINES"
* I don't know if all dogs go to heaven, but I do know with the help of smuckers this little tabby sent my dripping wet kitty into ecstasy *


LMAO- Love ya'

awesome seriously awesome

Fucking Awesome

Some prefer syrup; some prefer jelly. Apparently boardman prefers jelly.

Id sprinkle red pepper flakes on my girly bits if thats what he likes.
I imagine that would burn, but awwwwwwww It would have been worth it.

I call bullshit. Everybody knows boardman wraps his shit up extra tight...

Heh...

The ROS sucks. No details. She should not get credit for this quack review.

Oh and I'm jealous!

I wuv you Katelyn.

Needless bump.

But the pussy on pussy action is good.

Originally posted by Wayward This will not be the best experience of your hobby life, though it might well happen with this provider. When the very best one happens you really won't be able to write about it.

Originally posted by boardman Must not have been that fucking good then.

Ya we all know that reviews mean you really weren't all that good in the first place

Did he tell you it was his birthday?

He has a different date for all nine lives. IHOP has his picture posted at the door as DNS, because of all the free birthday pancakes.

As a matter of fact....I have one coming up....ijs

Soft pussy.......heh

WTF do you have to do to get verified provider status around here, see a mod for free?